There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
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woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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