Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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