Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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