As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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