It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
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If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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