Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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