OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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