hell yes lets make some ravioli
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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