I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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