Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I wear drunk well.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
