I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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