hell yes lets make some ravioli
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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