we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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