I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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