i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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