if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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