I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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