I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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