she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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