I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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