did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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