His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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