i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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