so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I could make wine with my vomit
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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