hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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