it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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