we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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