It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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being pregnant is like rehab
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Shame is for Republicans.
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