just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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