I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Floor bacon is actually really good
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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