Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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