The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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