i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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