if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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