so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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