He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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