guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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