You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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