Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
