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I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ew you even made it your fb status

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Ppl probably think ur having a kid

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I hope

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Love having children with random chicks

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(847): I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (1-847): Ew you even made it your fb status (1-847): Ppl probably think ur having a kid (847): I hope (847): Love having children with random chicks http://tfl.nu/8sqv

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Are you drinking alone?

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no, i'm watching house

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That doesn't count.

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wtf, then i'm always alone

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(601): Are you drinking alone? (662): no, i'm watching house (601): That doesn't count. (662): wtf, then i'm always alone http://tfl.nu/bvid

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(650): View more from California

I feel great

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I just peed on a car

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(650): I feel great (650): I just peed on a car http://tfl.nu/eq9k

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(630): View more from Illinois

just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.

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(630): just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol. http://tfl.nu/7wr8

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(805): View more from California

just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.

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(805): just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you. http://tfl.nu/8wpn

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.

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(724): I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard. http://tfl.nu/gkmc

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(289): View more from Ontario

i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that

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(289): i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that http://tfl.nu/oz0t

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.

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(479): Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band. http://tfl.nu/kt6h

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay

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(412): You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay http://tfl.nu/y710

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(805): View more from California

You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?

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(805): You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina? http://tfl.nu/lipw

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(314): View more from Missouri

Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.

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(314): Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back. http://tfl.nu/xqdn

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(765): View more from Indiana

Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens

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(765): Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens http://tfl.nu/v1vn

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb

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(604): I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb http://tfl.nu/i22g

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(903): View more from Texas

All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.

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(903): All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life. http://tfl.nu/r4g8

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(973): View more from New Jersey

She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?

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(973): She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees? http://tfl.nu/m4o6

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