Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(765): View more from Indiana

He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.

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(850): View more from Florida

Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.

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(847): View more from Illinois

just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat

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(850): View more from Florida

"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall

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