why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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