He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
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