Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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