Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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