Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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