you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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