I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Is Oprah even human
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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