if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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