I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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