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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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