So drunk, too bad you don't want this
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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