So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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