i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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