Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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