Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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