wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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